Subject: The Rednecks
> >>
> >> Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
> >>
> >> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
> >>
> >> I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding
> >> marijuana inside his firewood!"
> >>
> >> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> >>
> >> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> >> search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
> >> open
> >> every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
> >> leave. The phone
> >> rings at Virgil's house.
> >>
> >> "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
> >>
> >> "Yeah!"
> >>
> >> "Did they chop your firewood?"
> >>
> >> "Yep!"
> >>
> >> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
> >>
> >> (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)
>
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2006-08-21 23:34:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now this is the best joke I have heard in ages. Thanx and keep 'em coming.
2006-08-22 00:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha l like it. But for a UK girl what is a redneck??
2006-08-21 23:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-22 03:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good.
2006-08-21 23:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by johnny swanberg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=)
2006-08-21 23:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋