A young man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a
beautiful young lady on his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for
my girlfriend" he said. The jeweler looks through his stock, and
takes out an outstanding ring priced at £4500.
"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique", he
said. At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from
the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at £33000." The girls' eyes sparkled,
and the young man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?", asked the jeweler.
"I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bank would want to make sure
that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone
the bank Monday and I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon".
Monday morning a very irate jeweler phones the man. "You lied there's
no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
2006-08-17
23:22:34
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