A young man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a
beautiful young lady on his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for
my girlfriend" he said. The jeweler looks through his stock, and
takes out an outstanding ring priced at £4500.
"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique", he
said. At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from
the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at £33000." The girls' eyes sparkled,
and the young man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?", asked the jeweler.
"I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bank would want to make sure
that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone
the bank Monday and I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon".
Monday morning a very irate jeweler phones the man. "You lied there's
no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
2006-08-17 23:22:34 · 13 answers · asked by Nisha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome!!!!!
See you at the Tanishq showroom tonite!!! ;-)
2006-08-20 03:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost forgot to turn the page!! Sweet and short plz
2006-08-17 23:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead write a novel.
2006-08-17 23:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL. LOL.
You have a great afternoon.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-08-18 07:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanxx but my exams there so not a gr8 weekend
2006-08-19 06:41:33 · answer #5 · answered by Whamper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. Try my website. I have put loads of stuff in it.
http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/
2006-08-18 00:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've read this joke here maybe 3 days ago
2006-08-17 23:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thanx nisha, dats great idea i hope it will work 4 me dis weakend...
2006-08-17 23:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U seem to have a great sense of humor.........
2006-08-20 18:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by doable_rods 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deuce
2006-08-17 23:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋