All categories - 14 August 2006

Walks in the wind,
Runs in the rain,
Makes dry oceans in the sun.
Counts time, stops clocks,
Swallows kingdoms, gnaws rocks.

What is it??

Who guesses what it is first gets the points~

2006-08-14 19:07:49 · 13 answers · asked by Lucid_dreams 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"!

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment

2006-08-14 19:07:47 · 10 answers · asked by Steffi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 19:07:44 · 11 answers · asked by Roshan M 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-14 19:07:43 · 5 answers · asked by Monalisa 1 in Painting

2006-08-14 19:07:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i am 330 6'0 a lifeguard and very athletic i bike 12 miles everyday i never had a girlfriend is it bcuz of my weight

2006-08-14 19:07:36 · 9 answers · asked by Tblacklegacy 2 in Singles & Dating

As Young Guns OR As Young Ones?

2006-08-14 19:07:27 · 16 answers · asked by ^ _ ^ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a 5'1 17 year old with measurements 36-26-35 whats good weight?

2006-08-14 19:07:22 · 6 answers · asked by shrtcke_oz 1 in Skin & Body

How can I find the address of all images(.gif,.jpg,.jpeg,.png) in a web page? I want to add the address(URL) of all the images that are in a webpage, to my db.

2006-08-14 19:07:22 · 7 answers · asked by QuestionAnswer 2 in Programming & Design

2006-08-14 19:07:15 · 24 answers · asked by blkhawk51 3 in Singles & Dating

would you care?

2006-08-14 19:07:12 · 16 answers · asked by SQRD 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

My mother has a sickening addiction to methamphetamine. Our immediate family is well aware of it, due to her stealing from family, not working for months now & still managing to miraculously pay bills, buy gifts, etc. My mother and I are very open & we have discussed her situation. I'm defensive for my other family members (and myself) that she's stolen from, with tact. (That IS my mother.) Her boyfriend and her inform me when she's so sick from being without her "drug". Both of them are users and neither of them are working to correct their problem ... if they even see it as that. It's breaking up our family & I'm torn in the middle, trying to do the impossible and defend/please all parties involved. I'm pregnant & it's getting to the point where I'm tired of being nice and wish I could consciously decide to cut that out of my life, but ... it's my mother. It's a very hard decision ... & everyone is hoping I can find the solution. What do I do?

2006-08-14 19:07:02 · 23 answers · asked by Empress 3 in Family

i mean god knows my heart.and besides if you get married by a judge who isnt a christain wouldnt that be wrong?

2006-08-14 19:06:48 · 38 answers · asked by bassetluv 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Why do kids at such young agest care so much about sex, and do it so often. I just don't understand what the rush is. I didn't consider it til I was 16, and even then I think it's too soon for most.

2006-08-14 19:06:46 · 12 answers · asked by GN 1 in Adolescent

I want to uninstall windows 98 without affecting my xp professional,both OS are installed in my computer.
I also want to download windows service pack-2 .I can't download it directly from microsoft website as it says there my copy of windows is not validated.
I want to download it without having to validate windows(xp)

2006-08-14 19:06:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

i have plenty to ad from i draw alot

2006-08-14 19:06:34 · 4 answers · asked by game boy 3 in Drawing & Illustration

As a lifelong Windows user, I just bought an Apple Macbook Pro. I was wondering whether Apple computers require Antiviral programs as Windows products do.

I typically use Norton programs and have Norton Internet Security 2006 installed on my primary PC. If such a program is necessary, what program would you recommend?

What Apple compatible antivirus program is the most popular?

2006-08-14 19:06:32 · 10 answers · asked by nukesimi 1 in Security

ok so can you play gamecube games on the new nintendo wii??? please give me a website that proves it because my brothers wont believe me if i say some1 said it on yahoo answers. pleaz help! get a website that prooves it 2

2006-08-14 19:06:22 · 5 answers · asked by haleema 4 in Video & Online Games

If you are really him you will answer these quedtions
1. How many matches had you had before the first Elimination Chamber
2. What is your real name
3. How can I write to you to get your Autograph

2006-08-14 19:06:19 · 8 answers · asked by ...blYnd... 2 in Wrestling

2006-08-14 19:06:16 · 24 answers · asked by Goddess Kitty 3 in Cats

AIDS Cure from India . I visited www.babucure.com Hon.President Of India confirms AIDS is Curable !!!!!!!!!!?
Mr. Babubhai Thakkar has written to Hon. President of India , Hon. Chief Minister of Gujarat, Hon. Chief Miniter of Andhra Pradesh and all other concern authorities Including Gujarat State AIDS Control Society. The correspondence is on it's web. The reply to GSACS with all refrence proves....Hon. President Of India confirms all disease curable with Naturopathy , means AIDS is Also curable. Mr. Babubhai has offered justification of the Document published by Department Of Health GOI with permission of Hon. President Of India . It looks that what goverment has to justify , babubhai is justifying.

You go through it and give your comments

2006-08-14 19:06:07 · 3 answers · asked by nileshdadu 1 in Alternative Medicine

ok so here is my problem.

my girlfriend was just starting me a h*andjob and i think it is the piece of skin that connects the out side skin and the penis its self basically ripped and caused me to bleed about a shotglass full of blood. and given that we were in a public place there wasnt really awhole lot I could do. so i went into a public bathroom it wasnt bleeding and it hasnt done it again since then.will this heal? I havent masturbated since because i dont want to make it worse. anyone ever had this happen to them? or know if it will heal soon?

2006-08-14 19:06:05 · 12 answers · asked by andy p 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-14 19:05:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-08-14 19:05:39 · 4 answers · asked by mightyone81 1 in Movies

2006-08-14 19:05:33 · 35 answers · asked by freeagent165 2 in Safety

my kids are horrible i have tried absolutely everything they just dont listen im going to start spanking

2006-08-14 19:05:29 · 12 answers · asked by anastasia 1 in Family

BE CREATIVE!~

2006-08-14 19:05:29 · 25 answers · asked by Lucid_dreams 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 19:05:25 · 4 answers · asked by pavan 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-08-14 19:05:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games