What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"!
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment
2006-08-14 19:07:47 · 10 answers · asked by Steffi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are great! I love the first one~
2006-08-14 19:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Lucid_dreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I was not offended, even though I am a man.
and I liked these:
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
HOW TRUE?
2006-08-15 03:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to the nearest hotel.Once in the rooms, the first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREEUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."
The second midget shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"
"I couldn't even get on the bed."
2006-08-15 02:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a funny one.
You may have offended dog and porcupine lovers, but that would be about all.
The rest are guilty, and know it.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-08-15 04:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great now here is a good one
what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead niger on the road? skid marks in front of dog
2006-08-15 03:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you mean Kentucky or Tennessee for OJ. Other than that, great jokes. and screw anyone who's offend. This is all in fun.
2006-08-15 02:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by Andielion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love'em all.
They have been told before and SOME things bear repeating.
Have a really great day!
2006-08-15 09:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Let It Go is definitely offended!!! LOL
2006-08-15 02:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 2
2006-08-15 02:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Maziar S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right you stole my things lol â¥
2006-08-15 02:11:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋