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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes


Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

2006-08-14 19:05:09 · 12 answers · asked by Steffi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

and iv had killer cramps and im not overweight

2006-08-14 19:05:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

i love him, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh HES HOT ooooooooooooooo

btw, whats a thuganomic

2006-08-14 19:05:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

I need my bills paid for in a hurry. My doctor is going to release me sometime this week. How long did it take you? Or how long do you think? Does my baby get pain and suffering since she was in the car too and the window busted in on her(but suffered no physical injuries) she did cry for 2 days straight after the fact.

2006-08-14 19:05:03 · 1 answers · asked by Kristi A 4 in Law & Ethics

like babe ruth

2006-08-14 19:05:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

i have been with this guy for a while and i have been thinkoing about if it is really worth holding off till i get married. can it really make or break a relationship?

2006-08-14 19:04:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Im getting married tomorrow but we are not sure how you do that, how do I change my lastname to his, Im not american and im not german either, and he is american, hes in the military over here in Germany, so we are getting married by the german laws, does anyone know how that works? do we have to talk to a lawyer? or they ask if we wanna change my lastname? thanks for your help!

2006-08-14 19:04:54 · 2 answers · asked by jimena 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

She has a boyfriend of 3 years but she just can't seem to stop contacting him. My boyfriend says that he never contacts her but he's very cordial when she reaches out to him. It drives me crazy!

2006-08-14 19:04:53 · 11 answers · asked by Mel 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-14 19:04:46 · 3 answers · asked by Aasthana@mdv 1 in Other - Computers

1> cried.☻☻
2>got drunk☺
3>partied hard
4>pampered yourself!!
5> fell in love ♥♥♥♥

2006-08-14 19:04:38 · 14 answers · asked by czar 3 in Polls & Surveys

The person who gives the most creative answer wins the 10 points!

2006-08-14 19:04:33 · 4 answers · asked by Lucid_dreams 4 in Polls & Surveys

i know there is alot of these "truth" questions , but i don't seem to find strong arguments for relative truth.

2006-08-14 19:04:29 · 5 answers · asked by Senorfuzion 1 in Philosophy

I am traveling to Paris for the first time in October and I was wondering if American bathrooms were common to find or if most require "hovering" for lack of a better term. Also, what do the handicapped do in that situation?

Thank you
ber

2006-08-14 19:04:14 · 8 answers · asked by berriffic79 1 in Paris

9

if anything over itself is 1
if anything over 0 is underfined
if 0 over anything is zero
what is zero over zero

2006-08-14 19:04:12 · 17 answers · asked by mrada6 2 in Mathematics

You can refer to this list if you can't make your mind up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta

2006-08-14 19:04:09 · 13 answers · asked by Chuck Dhue 4 in Cooking & Recipes

I already use shaving cream and lotion. Is there a lotion for razor burn and bumps?

2006-08-14 19:03:57 · 10 answers · asked by Lala 2 in Skin & Body

i am a bill collector...i always want to know why people blame the credit card company for giving them the credit....no one twisted their arm and made the use the card...

2006-08-14 19:03:53 · 9 answers · asked by anti-hibbs 1 in Personal Finance

It was not me. It was a friend. I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever put that in mouth!!!!

2006-08-14 19:03:48 · 10 answers · asked by !Triple_H_Fan! 1 in Other - Health

I browsed this question this morning (15th August) but now I find it is not listed

2006-08-14 19:03:41 · 1 answers · asked by rabi k 2 in Physics

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, setup their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evidence the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

2006-08-14 19:03:35 · 12 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

He's 35 and she's 20 going on 12. They are both from traumatic childhoods, he was molested in foster homes, and she never got passed the 8th grade. They had one son who passed away playing outside in the street when he was only 2. They have another son who just turned two and she's due to give birth at the end of this month. When they have the babies, they drop them off like dirty laundry to my house to take care of until someone calls social services and they leave the state. They are running from three states right now. I love my nephew dearly, but they aren't taking care of him. And recently my brother in law told me that his wife no longer wants to be a mom. We have five children, our oldest daughter is grown and we have four boys already to care for. However, I've been struggling with the idea of taking in my nephew and the new baby. They would, without a doubt be better off. My husband has a difference of opinion on this and we are butting heads. Help!

2006-08-14 19:03:33 · 2 answers · asked by Hollynfaith 6 in Family

2006-08-14 19:03:22 · 29 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 19:03:14 · 28 answers · asked by c-money 4 in Polls & Surveys

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