What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
2006-08-14 19:05:09 · 12 answers · asked by Steffi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur exactly right
2006-08-14 19:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes. . . why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? " She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him. . . is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? "
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
2006-08-15 02:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like the last one best. Here's one you forgot.
Why do Blonds wear green lipstick?
Because red means STOP!
2006-08-15 02:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Andielion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou I have now had my giggle for the day
heheheh hahahah lol
2006-08-15 02:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are really funny, you're cool. I like people who offend *everybody* LOL :D
2006-08-15 02:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by Maziar S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny
2006-08-19 00:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by ☆★-§CodersUniverse§-★☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is so true!!!!
2006-08-15 02:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
TSK TSK...Shame on you...
JK That was funny
2006-08-15 02:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummm i already told these, with the same title sweetheart
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AhvvflEHDeTE6OGlgOnt.h4jzKIX?qid=20060716075431AAfAAwQ
2006-08-15 02:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute m sure there's more....
2006-08-15 02:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋