This one is truly priceless:
> My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is
> time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the
> special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends
> with her, and the advice she used to give!
>
> Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she was alive
> today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems
> were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of
> grand motherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a
> park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring
> day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own
> family. "And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a
> woman with small hands."
>
> "How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
>
> She answered in her soft voice... "makes your pecker look bigger."
>
> Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
2006-08-09
22:19:18
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