God Bless Grandmothers ????

Question

This one is truly priceless:

> My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is
> time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the
> special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends
> with her, and the advice she used to give!
>
> Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she was alive
> today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems
> were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of
> grand motherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a
> park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring
> day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own
> family. "And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a
> woman with small hands."
>
> "How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
>
> She answered in her soft voice... "makes your pecker look bigger."
>
> Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Answer 1

lolololol, old sex humor is always a winner........... an old man and woman were watching a preacher on tv , he said he was going to heal whatever ails you, just put that part of your body up against the tv the old man went over unzipped his fly and pulled out his pecker, the old woman said "good lord vern he said he was gonna heal the sick not raise the dead"

Answer 2

LOL. Wisdom of the aged. LOL.

Answer 3

moral of the story......ur a cross dresser?

Answer 4

She sure was a wise woman! .........so you are a size five, we can see.

Answer 5

dump

Answer 6

hate it

Answer 7

dont know