People get fat from eating beef. It is a fatty food. Okay, so people can loose weight by going on vegetarian diets. Cows eat grass, they are herbivores, animal vegetarians. So why do they get fat, and why does eating them make us fat. My conspiracy is that cows know that their meet makes us fat and that health nuts are all over fast food restaurants for fatty foods. So the cows sneek in food other than grass in hopes of making beef fattier so people won't want t eat it and in turn less cows will be slaughtered. Yeah thats right, the cows are watching, and waiting. soon they strike.
Call me a nut job if you want, but the funniest response gets ten points.
2006-08-07
06:51:39
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