All categories - 23 July 2006

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His
boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can
you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the
boss's positive comments he finally agrees.
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can
practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks "How
much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."

2006-07-23 07:28:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-23 07:28:49 · 4 answers · asked by poutypitbull 3 in Fish

The smell is from stuff left in the machine not the clothes. The machine works well. I have been trying to clean the nooks and crannies with a screwdriver but it still smells.

2006-07-23 07:28:48 · 20 answers · asked by Differently-abled musician 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

what about if everyone stopped deciding to be police officers?
if everyone stopped paying taxes?

2006-07-23 07:28:46 · 13 answers · asked by phil manutsac 1 in Other - Society & Culture

How high is your confidence, communication, body language and appearence when your presenting yourself to others,in terms of business,dating and meeting people in general?

2006-07-23 07:28:45 · 8 answers · asked by Sxyblkdiva 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-23 07:28:40 · 5 answers · asked by miami 1 in Music

There's always someone trying to sell,something for nothing, but is there any real deal, out there...

2006-07-23 07:28:28 · 4 answers · asked by fran1don 1 in Other - Computers

lloking for a good skin cleanser exfolater a good toner exc somthings thats good and not so expensive that can help me from sun damage and even the skin

2006-07-23 07:28:27 · 2 answers · asked by richard c 1 in Skin & Body

for example the white makeup Davey Havok from AFI uses in the video "days of the pheonix"

2006-07-23 07:28:22 · 7 answers · asked by dee-dee 2 in Makeup

Why is everyone so against Mexicans? Or illegal aliens, is what some call them. mexicans are people too. We are all god's children! The U.S. is full of many different races and cultures. Many people are mixed with french or chinese or even jamaican. Just because someone is here with no papers does not make them a bad person, It makes them a brave and loyal person to their family. They come over here for their families, because they are poor. Some have no food, education, clothes, shoes. It's sad. If your children and family was like that ,would you do the same for them? Half of the Americans here would be too chicken to do that for their family. Some just don't care what happens to their family. What difference does it make if a person has papers or not?

2006-07-23 07:28:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2006-07-23 07:27:55 · 8 answers · asked by Crushgal 3 in Video & Online Games

When i show my love she pulls away and says that she is scared of that much love, but when i dont, then she complains cuz i am not being lovey dovy, and she starts talking about the same things that scares her, and then she gets all lovey dovy.. what the freak... whats wrong with this women?

2006-07-23 07:27:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

"For which that doesn't kill me, will only make me stronger". Where did this quote come from and is there more?

2006-07-23 07:27:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-07-23 07:27:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

My friend and I have liked each other for many years now but when we first met I was still in high school and Mom wouldn't let me date. Now I'm out of school we're still friends but he often says I intimidate him. ( Don't know why). He just broke up with his girl friend couple monthes ago( partly because she's controling and erased my # out of his phone) but now keeps saying he doesn;t want to date any one until he starts his career. Yet he calls and we talk for hours. I reallly like him but don't know how to make him realize that I'd be there for him while he goes after that career. I'm not sure if that's all holding him back. What should I do.

2006-07-23 07:27:43 · 15 answers · asked by babig221982 3 in Singles & Dating

mainly on east coast?
I know there is a boat u can play on tbls at 18 in FL but that sucks
mainly looking for NL texas holdem

2006-07-23 07:27:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gambling

i dowloaded some roms and put them in the rom's folder and rescan to see available games sometimes they will be there but not all the times. and when i try load up the game it will take forever and after a while a black screen appears and nothing happens.

2006-07-23 07:27:32 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

After death, If we can get attached to the physical or to lower levels, is their a restart button? Or do we have to wait for the higher us to come and find us by showing an alternate reality system previously unkown to us. Please, this isn't a judgement day or rapture question. Also, why was this existence so worth having?

2006-07-23 07:27:28 · 8 answers · asked by Corey 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-23 07:27:13 · 11 answers · asked by sharronerin 1 in Dogs

2006-07-23 07:27:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

I about have enogh with it!!!!!!!!!!! Im going to another site!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me when this is over!!!!!!!!! ok?

2006-07-23 07:27:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

travelling london to auckland march 2008 and honolulu to london 14 days later - who is the best at business class deals - don't mind stopping over anywhere!!

2006-07-23 07:26:56 · 6 answers · asked by coedmieri 2 in Air Travel

Do you feel Israel is justified in the bombing of civilian neighborhoods during their unwarranted invasion of Lebanon?

2006-07-23 07:26:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2006-07-23 07:26:46 · 3 answers · asked by manik4020 1 in Singles & Dating

i want to join the air force, but i was wondering if anyone here has had experience or know of someone who has what it is like? please no responses pertaining to your viewpoints on the war and iraq. i just want factual information on the training and the daily routines. i looked at the air force website bu i want to know what else goes on? what kind of compensation do they really give after completion of service?

2006-07-23 07:26:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military