This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His
boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can
you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the
boss's positive comments he finally agrees.
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can
practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks "How
much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
2006-07-23 07:28:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those who don't understand.
The blond thought the porn shop was a chemist and she thought that guys keep condoms on with tacs( small nails)
( Heavy sigh )
2006-07-23 07:53:05 · update #1
haha
2006-07-23 07:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
2006-07-23 08:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten years ago the variation was this, Little boy goes into a drugstore and says he wants to buy a pack of condoms. Pharmisist says "that will be a dollar plus six cents for the tax. " Little boy says "They need tacks? Nevermind!"
It's shorter but don't know that it's any better. Keep it up. (the jokes of coarse)
2006-07-30 09:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by Laura B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke and to all who answered did he work at the drug store or a porno shop, Hello its a joke people its not real. Get a since of humor.
2006-07-23 07:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by squiggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. Confusing, though. Did he work at a drug store or porno shop?
2006-07-23 07:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by ouoray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes. Dumb, eh? Good thinking about safe sex though.
2006-07-23 07:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get the end of it! and i've never seen a shop thats half a porno store and half a pharmacy!
2006-07-23 07:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by Snow White 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny but glad you explained cuz it wouldn't have really made since to me till i thought about it for a while : )
2006-07-29 19:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by TJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read It six times and still dont get it.
2006-07-23 07:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by IamatrainWRECK! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard you married her
is it true
2006-07-25 03:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋