My dog can pinch a loaf off the size of a bread box, kicks his back feet twice, and is done. And comes out clean? Like I could run my hand over his brown eye, and it would come back clean? Not that I suggest the white glove method.
I go to crap, and the toilet, and my bunghole look like a Jackson Pollack painting ( at least this is what I imagine as I can't see my bunghole ). It takes me five minutes some times, just to clean up the effected area, splatters and such. What's the deal? How did dogs win in the crap catergory?
2006-07-22
17:28:59
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