My dog can pinch a loaf off the size of a bread box, kicks his back feet twice, and is done. And comes out clean? Like I could run my hand over his brown eye, and it would come back clean? Not that I suggest the white glove method.
I go to crap, and the toilet, and my bunghole look like a Jackson Pollack painting ( at least this is what I imagine as I can't see my bunghole ). It takes me five minutes some times, just to clean up the effected area, splatters and such. What's the deal? How did dogs win in the crap catergory?
2006-07-22 17:28:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You hear that folks, briesis of troy does not wipe, nor does she need to. She also just kicks her legs backwards, and to put is as Jeffster did "****-and-split". Take notes, y'all.
2006-07-22 18:55:45 · update #1
I wondered that too.....Bwhahahahahahah
Oh dude, you have made my day. :) I don't know how my little doggie does it. Like he has such a hairy **** and it still doesn't get anywhere on it! LIKE WTF???
*giggles*
2006-07-22 17:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Goes Back To The Future 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs are more likely to eat thier natural diet. And are far
more healthy probiotically. Because we humans
pollute our system with such sludge what do we expect
to come out? Most people would be suprised by what a
body requires for healthy digestion...things such as
1. Plenty of Enzymes
2. Probiotics:ie Acidophilus, Bifidus etc
3. Fat (yes fat, natural fat not man made margarine crap)
4. Phytate inhibitor (predigesting grains by soaking)
5. Large doses of natural vitamins and minerals
6. Salt and High Stomach Acid
7. Chemical,Preservative, and Additive free food
The list can go on forever. For your information
I do not have this problem, it has nothing
to do with being a person and everything to
do with your diet.
www.WestonAprice.com
information on what we should and shouldnt eat.
Taken from research on primitive tribes and people.
2006-07-23 00:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs are amazing.
For one, they don't have hands to wipe with. God could have played some cruel joke on them and provided an a$$ that was built for wiping, but he chose to give them a break. I mean, they already got the raw end of the deal... not having opposable thumbs would be really annoying.
The mechanics of the clean anus are simple: They have hair everywhere except their anus. Plus, the rectum actually extends outside of the epidermus upon 'pinching a loaf'. The dirty part kind of... goes back inside when they are done. And, lets not mention that a dog can actually apply its tongue to virtually every part of their body.
We, however, have an indent full of hair. It makes for a dirty job of releiving oneself... but, like I said, at least we can operate doorknobs and pick thing up with ease.
So who is really amazing, then?
btw, I laughed my *** off at the Pollack reference.
Wait! if a human laughs their *** off, they can poo just as cleanly as a dog!
2006-07-23 00:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by namelessnomad4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs don't have Butt cheeks!! and as a rule don't eat bad food, donuts chips mcdonalds candy etc so thier bowel movements are compact and efficient and don't need extra cleanup
believe it or not, if you ate fruit veggies and knocked of the booze and crappy food your movements would to be efficient and Not smell horrible and you would use the minumum of toilet paper.
Really.
2006-07-23 00:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by SirenSings 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you are being pessimistic. Think of it like this and you will be happier:
Why don't dogs have the privilege of wiping?
Ok...it doesn't work this time.
I guess I don't have good answer, so I will just chalk it up "intelligent design". If they were meant to wipe they would have hands.
2006-07-23 00:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by brwnidjkmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A human has two buttocks, a dog has none. You have to wipe because of the two buttocks. If you did not have buttocks and just had an anus with nothing surrounding it, you would be just like the dog.
2006-07-23 00:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by tiravellian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, dogs don't have to have their poop pass through butt cheeks. Dogs lack an actual "butt" therefore all they have is an ******. No muss, no fuss! So until we can figure out how to get rid of our butt cheeks we just have to deal with the mess!
2006-07-23 00:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by jennikay32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, sometimes my doggies need a whipe! It probably has to do with a dogs diet, he isn't eating many different things, dog food is formulated to prevent the runnnys I bet.
2006-07-23 00:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by Foxy_Moron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you ever noticed the butt licking? Rubbing the butt in the grass? lol, I mean it's weird to notice those things, but dogs have their own way of cleaning their booty cracks.
2006-07-23 00:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many animals, including dogs, clean themselves with their tongues. This is why I am constantly begging people, read this and tell your neighbours please, DO NOT LET YOUR DOGS LICK YOUR KIDS' FACES, it is disgusting, haven't you people realised that dogs don't have toilet paper, and when your dogs lick your kids they are not 'kissing' them and it is sure as hell not cute, it's repulsive and unhealthy.
2006-07-23 05:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a hilarious Q and then you got the one chick who does not have that problem.
Just sh_it and split
2006-07-23 00:54:11 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋