i need a good laugh...please help
2006-07-22 17:29:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok this blond walks into a best buy and theres a sign that says no blonds so she colors her hair black because theres 90% off some of the new stuff there.........she walks in and asks how much is this tv? the man at the desk say ur a blond so plz lev now.......so she gose colors her hair brown and gose asks a different person and she says how much is this tv? and that person knows that she was a blone too and asked her to lev once more............she thinks to herself and she thought that thy remembered wat she looked like so she colors her hair red and makes herself look like a rocker but comes bake the next day and asks someone different how much is that tv overthere and he says ur a blond plz lev as he walks her out she stops and asks him how do u know im a blond? and he says thats not a tv its a microwave.............
2006-07-22 17:32:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
2006-07-23 00:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes were walking through the woods one day when they spotted tracks. The first said, "Oh look! Deer tracks!" The second said, "Those aren't deer tracks they're bear tracks!"
While they were arguing, they were hit by a train.
2006-07-23 00:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst blonde pick-up line: does the carpet match the drapes?
2006-07-23 00:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the blonde jump off the building?
to see if maxi pads really had wings
2006-07-23 00:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont blondes get tea breaks?
cos it takes too long to retrain them...pmsfl... (btw, i was born blonde!) but am natural brunette now,,,lol... but i still like jokes : )
2006-07-23 00:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by angel_of_ur_heart35 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋