Willys cynical thought for the day,
All my life I weighed about 110 lb. In 1997 or 8 I put on weight to 125 a lady who knows me told me one day, "Willy the weight looks good on you." I told her, "I bet it would freaking look better on you!"
Wee Willie was walking with Wanda, his new girlfriend, carrying her books home from grammar school. Both were eight years old.
"Wanda," said Wee Willie with a worshipping gaze, "you are the first girl I have ever loved."
"Dammit!" said Wanda, "another beginner." He-he-he-he
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2006-07-16
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