Sperm Count
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar which as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man expliained:
Well, doc, it's like this- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I asked by wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in , then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both her hands, then an armpit and even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
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2006-07-01
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