Sperm Count
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar which as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man expliained:
Well, doc, it's like this- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I asked by wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in , then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both her hands, then an armpit and even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
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2006-07-01 20:35:08 · 13 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 - VERY FUNNY, unexpected punch line! LOL, it will be shared - particularly because it is NOT a filthy joke, but rather one more grown up that produces big laughter. It does because, the situation could be real!
LOL, thanks for the laugh. This joke will be shared.
2006-07-02 04:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by iiiis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny i almost stopped reading it cause i thought it was gonna be dirty but it was funny i give it a 9and a half. not a 10 cause i think i have heard it but it is a good joke!!
2006-07-01 20:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cj D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke
2006-07-01 20:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by rebeccasdruid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+ hihi
2006-07-01 20:50:26 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i have seen it on here before and plus you just posted it in the group but i loved it! lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-01 21:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I like it a lot. 8.
2006-07-01 20:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...totally funny!!! I'll give it a 9!!
2006-07-01 21:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. This was very funny.
2006-07-01 21:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by Silly KeKe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was extra funny. I give it a 9!!!!!!!
2006-07-01 21:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by jensarquist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya. its a good one... 8/10
2006-07-01 20:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋