A married woman had a terrible fear from many vegetables, such as carrots. So basically she could not cook any vegetable plate for her husband.
She heard about a special doctor known for his abilities in the field. She went to him and told him the whole story. After hearing her he told her what to do and went home.
When her husband arrived home, he found a nice plate of home-made vegetable soup.He asked her what was whis about and she told him that the doc told her to go in front of the mirror and say reapetedly "I am not afraid of vegetables!"
After hearing this, her husband thought this may cure my sexual problems I have been having recently. So he went to this doc, told him about it, and did as was instructed.
As he arrived home,he ordered his wife to go to bed and prepare herself. They made love for three times when the husband was preparing in front of the mirror for the fourth, the wife came in curious what he was saying and heard him:"She is not my wife! She is not my wife!"
2006-06-27
23:00:41
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