A married woman had a terrible fear from many vegetables, such as carrots. So basically she could not cook any vegetable plate for her husband.
She heard about a special doctor known for his abilities in the field. She went to him and told him the whole story. After hearing her he told her what to do and went home.
When her husband arrived home, he found a nice plate of home-made vegetable soup.He asked her what was whis about and she told him that the doc told her to go in front of the mirror and say reapetedly "I am not afraid of vegetables!"
After hearing this, her husband thought this may cure my sexual problems I have been having recently. So he went to this doc, told him about it, and did as was instructed.
As he arrived home,he ordered his wife to go to bed and prepare herself. They made love for three times when the husband was preparing in front of the mirror for the fourth, the wife came in curious what he was saying and heard him:"She is not my wife! She is not my wife!"
2006-06-27 23:00:41 · 30 answers · asked by Nerazzurro 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes. Very funny, I'll have to try & remember this one :-)
2006-06-27 23:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by dragonflywild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop telling everyone about me
2 old ladies go to the fruit market,
One says to stall holder,
How much is the cucumbers?
He says 25Pence each, or 2 for 30 pence.
The old lady says to her friend,
Should we buy 2, We can always eat 1.
2006-07-03 16:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Humorous!!! Full marks for making me Laugh!!! Good JOB!!!
2006-06-28 06:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by ROHIT K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very scary! I am busy getting rid of all the mirrors in my house as we speak...
2006-06-28 06:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats the best joke ever i loves it
now i will be looking to see if u have more
2006-06-28 06:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by the brain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I liked it. It's kind of funny.
2006-06-28 06:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by evlevo85 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. It's not the height of comedy genius is it...
2006-06-28 06:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. I laughed
2006-06-28 06:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by nice_dog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the worst i've ever heard
2006-06-28 06:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by ridcully69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not a joke .. its Fact .. kool one
2006-06-28 09:11:00 · answer #10 · answered by chaudharyg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋