A man whose job it to catch gorilla's was told he had to take an apprentice with him one day, Ok he said to the apprentice, bring the gun and the net, I'll get the dog, and off they went.
when they were in the jungle the man told the apprentice, now here is what we do, I will go up the tree where the gorilla is and shake the tree, the gorilla falls to the ground and the dog catches him by the whatnots, you throw the net over the gorilla and that's it.
fine said the apprentice, but what do we need the gun for,
thats in case I fall from the tree instead of the gorilla, shoot that bloody dog.
2006-06-25
00:22:01
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