A man whose job it to catch gorilla's was told he had to take an apprentice with him one day, Ok he said to the apprentice, bring the gun and the net, I'll get the dog, and off they went.
when they were in the jungle the man told the apprentice, now here is what we do, I will go up the tree where the gorilla is and shake the tree, the gorilla falls to the ground and the dog catches him by the whatnots, you throw the net over the gorilla and that's it.
fine said the apprentice, but what do we need the gun for,
thats in case I fall from the tree instead of the gorilla, shoot that bloody dog.
2006-06-25 00:22:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha. nice one my friend
2006-06-25 00:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Cleaaaan
2006-06-25 07:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, yes, and it has been for at least the last 30 years!
2006-06-25 09:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband told me that one about 5 years ago, but it is still funny :-))
2006-06-25 17:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brings back memories............. shoot the dog! shoot the dog!
2006-06-25 12:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny i like your jokes there great
2006-06-25 07:26:48 · answer #6 · answered by cujo2368 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha. OH MY GOD.....
That was the BEST ******* JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!
Jesus Christ that was amazing. Your so funny and smart and talented and UNBELIEVABLY ******* SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-25 07:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah.....that was the funniest....ur jokes rock man...
2006-06-25 07:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
cool jokes!!!!
2006-06-25 08:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Alex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shot the dog again hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-06-25 08:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋