All categories - 23 June 2006

Some retired sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

2006-06-23 10:23:52 · 25 answers · asked by Jodie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 10:23:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

OK, SO UP TO DATE THERE IS NO CURE. But sometimes we often meditate and think of craziest or sensible ways that we can cure sicknesses, including HIV/AIDS. What concept would you come up with that you think can work? Otherwise, how can it be eradicated?
(No hate answers or responses of profanity will be tolerated, as that willmay be reported to the administration of Yahoo! Answers.)

2006-06-23 10:23:52 · 7 answers · asked by Drewy-D 4 in STDs

If so, who are the players and the sides?

2006-06-23 10:23:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2006-06-23 10:23:45 · 2 answers · asked by SKEESE 1 in Government

2006-06-23 10:23:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I just want to know what is the correct thing to call homosexual men? Do you/they want to be called Gay, or Queer? I heard a radio interview that said they want to be called queer. I want to know what it right. I don't like to offend anyone.

2006-06-23 10:23:32 · 32 answers · asked by bon b 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Ive found myself to be so horny lately. I dont have a boyfriend, and I dont want to have sex with someone that im not with, so ive been masterbating like 3 times a day!! Can someone tell me why im so horny?

2006-06-23 10:23:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Homework, Term Paper

2006-06-23 10:23:23 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Homework Help

Watching your loved one die or Choosing to die instead of your loved one ?? Explain.

2006-06-23 10:23:21 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 10:23:19 · 15 answers · asked by THE ONE 3 in Men's Health

he decided to play another game instead of the one im on with him . soooo he told me that yesterday and then today he told me good bye , and me and him both sorta acted like it wuz the end of the world * which it wasnt but * . after he got off i felt like i had just got dumped but he didnt dump me . i told him that i would miss him and he said the same thing back to me , but why did i feel like i did when he left ..........

2006-06-23 10:23:18 · 6 answers · asked by Alice in NeverLand. 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-06-23 10:23:17 · 10 answers · asked by sunshine girl 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

All i ever read about is how people claim that pot is bad for you, kills brain cells, gives you cancer and gives you mental problems. But i have smoked for 6 years, and not like every once and a while, alot. Nothing is wrong with me! i smoked all through high school and i graduated with honors(3.9), i got offered full paid scholarships to any school in my state.

But i guess my real question is, what do the people that think that pot is bad for you think of me...im living proof that nothing is wrong with pot.

2006-06-23 10:23:17 · 17 answers · asked by vonjvon007 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-06-23 10:23:09 · 12 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Philosophy

He is 18 and about to go to college, she is only 16 and about to enter her junior year. He has cheated on girlfriends before, and has even dated our very good friend who thought of him as someone who makes things seem so serious. That is wat I fear has happened to her. He is her first boyfriend and i think he has made her feel like their relationship is very very serious, when i do not believe their relationship is even steady at all. Today they all went to planned parenthood to get her birthcontrol, because they knew I would try to talk her out of it if they included me in their plans. I seriously fear for my friends respect for her bady and herself, and I feel like she is gonna regret this, but she wont believe me. HELP!

2006-06-23 10:23:08 · 17 answers · asked by wittywaffle 2 in Singles & Dating

i always use 1 but is the pleasure worth skipping the rubber and the concerns on aids?

2006-06-23 10:23:02 · 11 answers · asked by bballer9871 2 in Singles & Dating

I was looking at June 19, 2004 issue of "People" Magazine and they had pictures of Brad, Angelina and their kids. They looks so precious and adorable together :) I've noticed, that there are couple of numbers "written" on the Angelina Jolie's left upper arm, and I was just curious as to what they mean.

I believe, they are some sort of coordinates... But what are they coordinates of? Anyone knows? :)

The numbers look like this:
N11[degrees] 33' 00" E104[degrees] 51' 00"
N09[degrees] 02' 00" E098[degrees] 45' 06"

Thank you all for your help and assistance :)


P.S.: I believe this type of question is supposed to be in Science, 'cause how else to look for the coordinates? :)

2006-06-23 10:22:55 · 12 answers · asked by tiger_pisces7483 4 in Other - Science

I had not been born in a Christian family, how could I find a real religion? could you please help me?

2006-06-23 10:22:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A pitcher records two outs and then a batter reaches base on an error against them. A new pitcher is brought in and they give up several earned runs. I know that the original pitcher is charged with an unearned run, but how about the reliever? Are the runs he gave up earned or unearned?

2006-06-23 10:22:44 · 8 answers · asked by embarko3 3 in Baseball

2006-06-23 10:22:39 · 6 answers · asked by drumstick 2 in Movies

23yrs, graduate in IT, citizen of INDIA

2006-06-23 10:22:38 · 4 answers · asked by azzurine_amit 1 in Immigration

I have tried atleast 15 meds--usually work (help anyways) but only for a month or two, then they increase and my depression gets worse--I am SSI pending and literally starving to death(4 months ago I was 250 lbs-now I am 160- let me add I am 6 foot tall)--I actully pass out!! hyperventilate etc-- I really want to know if you can function in soceity--now-u couldn't before and what you did....Maybe not meds?

2006-06-23 10:22:35 · 9 answers · asked by piawom420 3 in Mental Health

How can I solve this problem?

2006-06-23 10:22:35 · 3 answers · asked by LexisB 1 in Singles & Dating

it was in a church in poland, was recued when the church burnt, my great grandmother brought it to the U.S with her in the late 1800's it is metal or tin

2006-06-23 10:22:32 · 7 answers · asked by robin t 1 in Religion & Spirituality

If i offered you a cigarette what kind would you choose?

2006-06-23 10:22:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-23 10:22:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

2006-06-23 10:22:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

trying to get a medical discharge out of the army my denin a surgery on my wrist have a nonunion fracture and would like to get out of the army because of my command. Affraid that it would get injured more after having the surgery because my unit would have me doing stupid ****.

2006-06-23 10:22:22 · 2 answers · asked by judge_ment_night 1 in Military

2006-06-23 10:22:08 · 13 answers · asked by Momof2 2 in Careers & Employment