Some retired sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
2006-06-23 10:23:52 · 25 answers · asked by Jodie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey jo..you are FUNNY...and im IMPRESSED ya took all that time to TYPE all of the joke...be safe..lata..
2006-06-23 10:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by ninerfaninsanjose 3 · 13⤊ 4⤋
Funny
2006-06-23 17:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke
2006-06-23 17:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-06-23 18:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2006-06-23 17:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by bobhayes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOt me laughing down to my toes!
2006-06-23 17:26:23 · answer #6 · answered by bluedawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is the worst joke I have heard in weeks.
Sorry
2006-06-23 17:26:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! nice
2006-06-23 17:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by Lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good way to start the day off with a smile on your face here in australia thanks just hope the smile lasts all day
2006-06-23 17:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny, I do agree!
2006-06-23 17:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joke make me happy inside....i go to bathroom now....thank you funny man....keep funny all time
2006-06-23 17:34:23 · answer #11 · answered by being_devided 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋