All categories - 20 June 2006

MARKETING

Over the years, people have often asked me to explain the various concepts of Marketing Communications. The following analogies might help clarify the "tools of the trade."

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." -- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." -- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. -- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. -- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" -- That's Spam

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2006-06-20 01:27:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This is an easment to a property we what to put a driveway in.

2006-06-20 01:26:52 · 3 answers · asked by Richard R 1 in Law & Ethics

First off I'm in no way an atheist, just a skeptic. And in no way very religious just spiritual. I believe in karma, a greater Being, and good morals. But I believe only what I've felt thru experience n therefore don't trust what every1 else has to say about the general idea of Christ/God. I know that History is incorrect and has many flaws, so what keeps the Bible from being wrong, or not even wrong but just a bunch of bull to keep faith in somethin? If man man wrote the Bible (COrrect me if Im wrong) than how do I know they haven't changed the stories that have happened. Or How do I know the original story hasn't been lost through the years? And therefore why should I put any merit into the Bible? N can I just live my life doing what I feel is moraly Right and Just, yet still be considered a candidate for a good after life or am I destined to Eternal Damnation for not trusting in written word? I'm not sayin the whole thing is wrong, just untrustworthy, What do you guys have to say?

2006-06-20 01:26:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-20 01:26:31 · 8 answers · asked by Mumu 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-20 01:26:14 · 12 answers · asked by LongShot™ 6 in Mental Health

2006-06-20 01:26:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Saudi Arabia

2006-06-20 01:26:05 · 7 answers · asked by scott_reynolds751 1 in Trivia

They were tortured to death and decapitated. When are these extremist Muslims going to stop killing people???

2006-06-20 01:26:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I read that my irish ancestry in north america, was as a slave sold of by the english soldiers and officers, and that a black slave was worth more than an irish one, is it wrong to think that i could ever relate to what they have been though?

2006-06-20 01:26:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-06-20 01:25:52 · 44 answers · asked by Angel 1 in Singles & Dating

Me and my mates sister have a connection. and she has told me that she likes me.

2006-06-20 01:25:48 · 5 answers · asked by Jamie S 1 in Singles & Dating

The only ones I am famiar with are Citreon Picasso, Ford Galaxy and Vauxhall Zafrias.

2006-06-20 01:25:32 · 4 answers · asked by kirstyavery 1 in Buying & Selling

Why women are looking to more thug loving then good men,then they always turn around and say they can't fine a true and hard working man.That will love them no matter what,but thy want someone who..isn't really in love with them just sleeping with them.Reality check here folk we have thug women also.just yesterday morning five young males setting in a SUV in Boston Mass were killed while setting (5)people not one .This is getting crazy,but we always seem to over look these people they are human .They feel this is the only life and it's not,some may hold jobs and some not.The point here is why do women want to be with thugs instead of a good man.I would like to hear what you have to say about this.And don't be so quick to judge me either,and i want you...Ok then theses women bring them inside the home where they have kids and say well the lovin is good he don't beat on me .I actually had a poster say that to me, it was a shock..and she's lovin it nuff saidQQQ

2006-06-20 01:25:30 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-20 01:24:57 · 2 answers · asked by rkbowling@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

2006-06-20 01:24:44 · 1 answers · asked by sweety 2 in Fish

Too much assignments,projects,exams etc....some more have to get the best among the best.It is tiring ! Please help .

2006-06-20 01:24:43 · 7 answers · asked by Curious1 3 in Primary & Secondary Education

i think i am still inlove with my ex but i dont ever talk to him ne more

2006-06-20 01:24:35 · 4 answers · asked by sammy/dizzy/blonde 1 in Singles & Dating

have you ever woke up wanting to go back to sleep cause the dream you were having was soooooooooooooooo good.. tell me about it

2006-06-20 01:24:23 · 9 answers · asked by t_ibrahim 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-20 01:24:12 · 3 answers · asked by kidrock89 1 in Engineering

2006-06-20 01:24:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I want to know what is the Definition of Love ???????????????

2006-06-20 01:24:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I'm looking for a puppy in my area that is free or has a very low fee. I am kinda lonely at home, and need a puppy to call my own.

2006-06-20 01:24:03 · 14 answers · asked by Christina 1 in Dogs

CONSEQUENCES--I love my wife less

2006-06-20 01:24:01 · 7 answers · asked by DANIEL R 2 in Friends

2006-06-20 01:24:00 · 2 answers · asked by bezfrend_15_7 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-20 01:23:55 · 8 answers · asked by tiptoesan 3 in Dogs

Can include TV, Films, Music, and Jade Goody cause she's pretty ****** irritating.

2006-06-20 01:23:52 · 59 answers · asked by madriki_uk 1 in Celebrities

I have a bruise and it has healed completely but the skin is still a pale pink so i was wondering...

1/Do bruises go back to the original colour of the skin and

2/Is there anything that i can do to make sure it goes back to the original colour of my skin?

2006-06-20 01:23:44 · 9 answers · asked by bigflirt 2 in Injuries

I fail in 12th std. so my mom &dad donot talk properly with me. they say that i have make them ashame . our relative even they dont come to our house.i had given my paper very nicely but still.
in my life i try get success but i am not. they all scold for my little mistake. i am very bored with it .i don't feel to live.

2006-06-20 01:23:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Is not a sharp pain but slightly bothers me it almost like a stinging feeling.

2006-06-20 01:23:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

i need someone to tell me the cheap cream that will not cost me a fortune

2006-06-20 01:23:06 · 6 answers · asked by silver 1 in Skin & Body