All categories - 20 June 2006

admired for her sweetness and
kindness.One day her priest came to visit,she invited him in to
have a seat while she made him tea and homemade brownies.As he sat facing her old pump organ he noticed a bowel of water on top of it and as he got a closer look he noticed that of all things a condom was floating around in the bowl.Imagine his shock and surprise.Imagine his curiosity,surely Miss Smith had flipped.When she returned the priest tried to chit chat with her but his mind kept
going back to the condom in the bowl so finally he asked"Miss
Smith,I wonder if you could tell me about this"pointing to the
bowel."Oh yes"she replied "Isnt it wonderful, when I was walking
down Main street last fall,I found this litttle package and it said
to put it on my organ,keep it moist and it would prevent disease.
And you know,I think it must be working I havent had a cold all
winter....!"

2006-06-20 01:34:03 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The reservation Status shown in the ticket is RAC in 8410 Jagannath Express. The ticket no. is 88290151

2006-06-20 01:34:00 · 5 answers · asked by Sachikanta C 1 in Other - India

Why did Jesus call the holy spirit a 'he' and not 'it'?

2006-06-20 01:33:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I got a dog from these people who basically lived like pigs. He's 70% wolf. Beautiful Dog! And supposibly 30% Malibu.
They didn't take care of there home and they let the dog do just about everything! They fed him human food all the time and now he won't eat his regular dog food. Isn't human food bad for dogs? He won't listen when I call him away from an area I don't want him around. He jumps on people and licks their faces. And he jumps on my couch and furniture. He just basically does what he wants.
My boyfriend and I rescued him because we felt he wasn't being taken care of too well. We're taking him to the vet tomorrow. He has flees but I don't think they are that bad yet. I think he may have worms because he only weighs 45.4 pounds. He should be alot more filled out and way bigger for a cross between a Wolf and Malibu! They say he's 2. Years or months? I don't know.
How can I train him properly without shouting at him?

2006-06-20 01:33:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-06-20 01:33:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

Our enemy does not adhere to the Geneva Conventions. Why should we. THey get away with crap, but we have three soldiers charged with murder. What's wrong with this picture. Why do we always have to held to a higher standard, and be criticized by every other country on the planet?

2006-06-20 01:33:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2006-06-20 01:33:29 · 13 answers · asked by kirsty c 1 in Women's Health

eg: rubber bullets.

2006-06-20 01:33:25 · 24 answers · asked by ? 7 in Music

I know there is about to be another dark age if people are not careful. I can tell. people are just too closed minded and stubborn to see it or care. theyd rather focus on an old religion thats caused nothing but harm to everyone in and around it.

2006-06-20 01:33:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-20 01:33:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

My girlfirend and I have been together for 4 months and her ex girlfriend seen her in a club on Saturday.She (the ex's) knows that she with someone that she continues to call her aunt's house. The aunt says the same thing that she(my girlfriend)doesnt live there anymore but this girl keeps calling. I dont have any problems until she calls then all hell breaks loose.I have talked to my girlfriend about it but she like I love you and only you but I feel its getting to be a problem.
I know that if this was a ex boyfriend she would feel the same way so I think that my question is what am I suppose to do.

2006-06-20 01:33:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-06-20 01:33:02 · 5 answers · asked by not_fra_gile 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-06-20 01:33:00 · 5 answers · asked by t_ibrahim 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-20 01:32:51 · 18 answers · asked by Spicy 2 in Music

it is just so relaxing to sit outside and read and injoy a smoke. but the grief is unbearable help seriously.

2006-06-20 01:32:41 · 15 answers · asked by roxanne6j6 2 in Friends

2006-06-20 01:32:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 01:32:36 · 8 answers · asked by danilovespiglet 1 in Barbados

Is it just me or does anyone eles purposely say really hurtful things to people they care about when they have annoyed you? I seem to keep doing it, at the time i really want to cause hurt but after when i am calm i feel bad and see that i am in the wrong, does anyone know why?

2006-06-20 01:32:20 · 17 answers · asked by Emmie 3 in Singles & Dating

what do you all think about friends and friendship?

2006-06-20 01:32:09 · 5 answers · asked by nirmal_friend 1 in Friends

i work 12 hour shifts and attend school full time, but I make sure I spend quality time with my boys, we go fishing, camping, movies, museums etc., but this judge and my attorney wanted me to choose between giving up my job, school, or losing my boys.....they pushed the court date up to a day i was working and rendered judgment, i now only have visitation, which is not what I want, I want my sons to be with me...I am trying to get another job that is better hours, but what is a good man to do??? i want my boys back....i'm their father and I love them

2006-06-20 01:32:04 · 14 answers · asked by rayrayray1359 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-20 01:32:02 · 5 answers · asked by bhavani 1 in Immigration

2006-06-20 01:31:57 · 4 answers · asked by Fred A 1 in Astronomy & Space

A dear friend has uncontrolled high blood pressure. He's 28, and we don't want to lose him! He's taking traditional meds, exercizing and dieting, but nothing works. I've heard that curry tea lowers blood pressure. Do you know of a natural remedy we can give him to help his medications work better?

2006-06-20 01:31:39 · 14 answers · asked by AMBER D 6 in Alternative Medicine

2006-06-20 01:31:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

Wolverine,Magneto,Bobby,Pyro,Scott, Or Colosuess

2006-06-20 01:31:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i m in 10th CBSE.I have 2 make project on this topic.so plz give me detailled information.

2006-06-20 01:31:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2006-06-20 01:31:08 · 51 answers · asked by catherinemeganwhite 5 in Dogs

2006-06-20 01:30:57 · 15 answers · asked by phone c 1 in Computer Networking

Does bundling paper and crushing milk cartons really make a difference or is that just a way of making people think they are helping?

2006-06-20 01:30:57 · 22 answers · asked by wolfmano 7 in Other - Science