admired for her sweetness and
kindness.One day her priest came to visit,she invited him in to
have a seat while she made him tea and homemade brownies.As he sat facing her old pump organ he noticed a bowel of water on top of it and as he got a closer look he noticed that of all things a condom was floating around in the bowl.Imagine his shock and surprise.Imagine his curiosity,surely Miss Smith had flipped.When she returned the priest tried to chit chat with her but his mind kept
going back to the condom in the bowl so finally he asked"Miss
Smith,I wonder if you could tell me about this"pointing to the
bowel."Oh yes"she replied "Isnt it wonderful, when I was walking
down Main street last fall,I found this litttle package and it said
to put it on my organ,keep it moist and it would prevent disease.
And you know,I think it must be working I havent had a cold all
winter....!"
2006-06-20 01:34:03 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!
2006-06-20 01:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by Sandie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one but my favorite was the one about the gunslinger shooting the tie off Wyatt Earp or whatever. That one is making all my friends laugh.
2006-06-20 09:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by tiltintam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that's original... LOL... very sweet miss smith..
2006-06-20 09:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd keep a grandma like that!!
2006-06-20 08:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by mehndi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D!!! great! I'd keep a grandma like that!!
2006-06-20 08:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE Shea.
2006-06-20 11:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by teddybear1268 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!
2006-06-20 09:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GuFFaW~~~~~~~~ gUfFaW~~~~~~~~~~
2006-06-20 08:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋