All categories - 12 June 2006

A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets.

A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, "Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?"

The smart-assed whore explains, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops."

"Oh, that's nice, dear," says the little, old lady. "I haven't had one of them in so long. I think I'll get in line too."

A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little, old lady. "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?"

She looks him right in the eye and winks, "As long as they keep making 'em, I'm gonna keep sucking 'em."

2006-06-12 21:07:36 · 12 answers · asked by ~Cool Lady Marie~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Doesn't go on doesnt turn off,I checked the wires.its not that,i dont know is some program its not turning off properly what could be another reason?

2006-06-12 21:07:26 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Riley's Mom♥ 5 in Other - Computers

2006-06-12 21:07:15 · 2 answers · asked by cloak 1 in Buying & Selling

Iam sajana studying mca first year.
I hate eating daily

2006-06-12 21:07:07 · 4 answers · asked by sajana 1 in Women's Health

i,m a boy study in collage

2006-06-12 21:07:02 · 4 answers · asked by Benny mller 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-12 21:06:10 · 5 answers · asked by bluesea_4787 2 in Skin & Body

2006-06-12 21:06:06 · 9 answers · asked by imran h 1 in Philosophy

2006-06-12 21:05:58 · 11 answers · asked by sabrina w 1 in Law & Ethics

My roomate smokes (Marlboro) and it makes the house and my clothes wreak. It's really embarrising. She's trying to quit and she bought an air purifier and uses candles and stuff but it's not working. I can take my clothes out and wear them straight out of the drier but they still have the smell. I'll be in this house with her for the next couple of years and I really need some kind of advice. please?

2006-06-12 21:05:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-06-12 21:05:52 · 7 answers · asked by Pokey 2 in Women's Health

One dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. .................then there is something in the middle that I cant remember.......and the end goes like this:
If you do not believe this story is true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

2006-06-12 21:05:44 · 6 answers · asked by evanlah 6 in Words & Wordplay

2006-06-12 21:05:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-06-12 21:05:32 · 3 answers · asked by Suresh R R 1 in Other - Education

I've recently become interested in doing this.

2006-06-12 21:05:29 · 7 answers · asked by no_um_4_u 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-12 21:05:22 · 7 answers · asked by me_er_91 1 in Music

you've gone out for a few months and maybe you really like that person?

2006-06-12 21:05:13 · 8 answers · asked by Jai 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-12 21:04:57 · 7 answers · asked by bluesea_4787 2 in Skin & Body

2006-06-12 21:04:41 · 2 answers · asked by Rimando 1 in Cincinnati

2006-06-12 21:04:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-12 21:04:38 · 7 answers · asked by cinders 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-12 21:04:28 · 4 answers · asked by CJ 1 in Movies

I think it's Brazil and Argentina.

2006-06-12 21:04:23 · 30 answers · asked by aaronjay 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-12 21:03:58 · 8 answers · asked by anand p 1 in Mental Health

Why does the Catholic Bible contain 73 books while the Protestant Bible has only 66? With both claiming to have the complete Word of God, which one should be believed and why?

2006-06-12 21:03:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2006-06-12 21:03:45 · 8 answers · asked by ceslee e 1 in Singles & Dating

I have been eyeing some nice company for several years, now i get 3 appointment letters for 3 differnt companies incuding this one, for a job offer..comparatively the package of the other 2 is worth the sweat, but i had been bothering this company, how do i turn down their job offer??

2006-06-12 21:03:19 · 6 answers · asked by Topaz07 1 in Other - Education

Hey- i'm a teen and my birthday is comming up fairly soon. I'm a guy and i dont know what to ask for...i have an xbox 360 from earlier in the year. gimme suggestioins please.

2006-06-12 21:03:07 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family