One dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. .................then there is something in the middle that I cant remember.......and the end goes like this:
If you do not believe this story is true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
2006-06-12 21:05:44 · 6 answers · asked by evanlah 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
One dark night, in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie it's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
2006-06-12 21:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Hudson 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It is a song, not a riddle. It goes:
One dark night in the middle of the day,
Two dead boys went out to play,
Back-to-back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys,
If you don't believe my story's true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
2006-06-13 20:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it like this:
It was dark as night in the light of day, two little dead boys went out to play,
One was sister, one was brother, they drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard this noise, he drew his sword and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true, ask the blind man, he saw too
2006-06-13 04:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by AirborneSaint 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One fine day in the middle of the night"
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
2006-06-13 04:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard it, but from the end i can tell you it's a stupidity. It's like "if you believe it you may also believe that the pig flays"
2006-06-13 04:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by iulia_nne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill those two dead boys.
2006-06-13 04:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mac Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋