A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets.
A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, "Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?"
The smart-assed whore explains, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops."
"Oh, that's nice, dear," says the little, old lady. "I haven't had one of them in so long. I think I'll get in line too."
A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little, old lady. "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?"
She looks him right in the eye and winks, "As long as they keep making 'em, I'm gonna keep sucking 'em."
2006-06-12 21:07:36 · 12 answers · asked by ~Cool Lady Marie~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its okay
2006-06-12 21:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
U sorta made me turn my nose up when it began with "whorehouse"...Sheesh! it's 3 in tha friggin mornin!
2006-06-13 04:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by SummerLuhver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny. I Love it.Have you got any more jokes to share?
2006-06-13 04:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by shoryu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it :) 1000/10
2006-06-13 04:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!!!! Never heard it before!!!
2006-06-13 04:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm haha
2006-06-13 04:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by nk_rso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny! I liked it.
2006-06-13 04:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ponys 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool i liked that one
2006-06-13 04:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Real_Talk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...funny, I guess.
2006-06-13 04:10:24 · answer #9 · answered by keiferalbin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not me
2006-06-13 04:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋