Me and Emma Thompson and Cory Spane have been location hunting in Belize. I am again the star of another 9 figure epic in where I play a Goddess of pleasure (Desirus). Thompson and Splane have lesser roles. The natives of Belize lack education, intelligence, spine, and creativity. The only 5 star hotel here is the Hilton Sun. The natives will do anything for a pack of Marlboros. * of them - all clutching their cigs - will man a Sedan Car and carry you all through town. The peasants weep and the merchants pray. If you're a superstar like me, be sure to bring some Lawries meat seasoning with you as the local dishes taste really weird unless they're smothered in seasoned. They could stand to be cooked longer too. Be sure to visit the grave of Harba the Hideous. It's the main spectacle here and all the natives will want your opinion. I wish they'd bury it though. I haven't seen one cat or dog here. They're also proud of their field of skulls in the vort-vort down lands. Just be careful.
2006-06-12
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