All categories - 12 June 2006

My friends husband tragically died from cancer a few days ago, he was only 40 and left two young children behind, I want something touching but not trite, spiritual but not overtly religious to write in a card for them, any ideas?

2006-06-12 21:27:50 · 13 answers · asked by googlybear71 1 in Books & Authors

A couple was having trouble with their sex life and went to a sex doctor. The doctor examined them both and said "go buy some dounuts and cherries. "
the doc tells the man to have his wife lay nude spread eagle on the bed, and toss the cherry btwn her legs any that got "stuck" he would have to eat out.
Then the doctor told the wife to have her husband lay in the bed on his back with an erection, and she was to toss the dounuts at his penis and any that landed on his penis, she was to eat off. So they went home and done as the doctor said, and their sex life improved dramatically.
So the couple told their friends who were also having problems in the bedroom to go see the doctor that they had gone to.
Well the new couple went and the doc said to them "i'm sorry i can't help you", well the couple was desperate and pleaded with the doc. the doc finally gave in and said "go buy some grapefruit and some cheerios."

2006-06-12 21:27:43 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa D 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am told what to eat,what to wear,can go out only with family.I am in love with family friends son for past 6 years.He loves me too.How do i break news to my family and have them accept my decision?I dont get hit but i do get shoutings,its between family friends so i want to be careful,we both love each other we want to marry but with blessings of family.Please help?

2006-06-12 21:27:40 · 9 answers · asked by moonzsunzstarz 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

It was never a problem before but then the first day 7th grade I was in the girl's bathroom making twosies and it came out with a really loud "QUEEEFLEHHH! QUEEFLEHHHH!" type of noise. All the girls outside the stall starting cracking-up. I wanted to die!!! Ever since then, it's always the same. My home stools are whispery and quaint but school plops are loud no matter what I do. Now I'm just too afraid to even go to the bathroom at school. I DON'T WANT TO EARN A CRUEL NICKNAME!
What do I do? And why are my school poops SO LOUD!

2006-06-12 21:27:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Do girlfriends really change after marriage?What do girls have to say about that? for guys:if u have suffered then what's the expierience?

2006-06-12 21:27:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-12 21:27:28 · 1 answers · asked by vignesh k 1 in Women's Health

When writing business letters, I still use Yours faithfully or sincerely as that is how I was taught, but apparently it is now more acceptable to use Best Regards/Kind Regards (as per an email). This is the case when sending to people who you have a vague acquaintance with. I personally think this is too infomal and shows a lack of respect, but maybe I am being old fashioned (at the grand old age of 34!). Does it really matter? Does the recipient care?

I would be interested in what others think.

2006-06-12 21:27:21 · 11 answers · asked by Sparkle 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-06-12 21:27:10 · 11 answers · asked by sheila n 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

If the bible is to be believed and the whole human race was started by Adam and Eve, how did they procreate? Father and Mother, Son and Mother, Father and Daughter, Daughter and Son? this would make us all related at some level, would this make the whole concpt of marriage and relationships illegal by the way of incest?

2006-06-12 21:27:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

so what i'm looking for are some serious and honest answers. everyone has an opinion, but can you back it? tell me why you think what you think? tell me about the role of persuer and persuee. what do you perfer? ladies, what about you? what do you believe is true about guys? why?...

2006-06-12 21:26:54 · 14 answers · asked by euphoria 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-12 21:26:52 · 11 answers · asked by n7stor 2 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Hi. It's about this same girl: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=1006053005636 So I called her two or three times and she always says she's busy in the next couple of days, so I should call her again. I believe her, because she doesn't seem to be lying me.

But still I don't know what to do. I decided not to call her for a week or two and then call again. What do you guys suggest?

2006-06-12 21:26:46 · 7 answers · asked by sentimental_journey 2 in Singles & Dating

Iv'e tried everything to get rid of my acne from face wash to different soaps so far the lye soap i'm using works the best but the acne keeps coming back. What are some good ways to get rid of the acne?

2006-06-12 21:26:31 · 8 answers · asked by Rednek 1 in Other - Health

What is Quixtar? Is it a scam or worth trying out?

2006-06-12 21:26:28 · 7 answers · asked by zeman0888 2 in Investing

My roomate smokes (Marlboro) and it makes the house and my clothes wreak. She's only allowed to smoke in her room but it's really embarrising. She's trying to quit and she bought an air purifier and uses candles and stuff but it's not working. I can take my clothes out and wear them straight out of the drier but they still have the smell. I'll be in this house with her for the next couple of years and I really need some kind of advice. please?

2006-06-12 21:26:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I have a girlfriend that likes this younger guy. He is only 22. and she is 44 with a 18 year old son. She has never been married. What do you think about her being older? Can she have a life with him or will it affect them in years to come because of her age? I would ask Demi Moore but I can't get a hold of her!

2006-06-12 21:26:19 · 22 answers · asked by Humming Bird 4 in Singles & Dating

Somewhere in the bible it say Jesus will bond Satan a 1000 years before he is let loose again, could he repent? or will life start all over? or will he go to hell?

Remember Lucifer=Satan was God favorite thing he made (angel)? worth thinking about, and if you know the answer show me in the bible PLEASE...

2006-06-12 21:25:58 · 19 answers · asked by spenderalla33 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-12 21:25:36 · 9 answers · asked by incomest2000 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

Some people who think these are choices don't understand that we are born this way. It is not our choice to be gay, lesbian, or bi. But some people say it's our choice. What do you think about this?

2006-06-12 21:25:13 · 24 answers · asked by netpik888 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Of someone who has lived before?

2006-06-12 21:24:47 · 19 answers · asked by thelittlebugga 2 in Mythology & Folklore

1. Can you really be in love with someone you have been talking to on the phone for over a year but have only seen her twice.

2. i'm pretty sure i am, but she don't feel the same way but i am moving to another state to be with her. she wants me to move there to be friends but she doesn't want a relationship. can i, and if so how do i get her to be with me?

2006-06-12 21:24:42 · 7 answers · asked by jimhm3 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-12 21:24:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-12 21:24:22 · 7 answers · asked by hellocontactme 2 in Other - Politics & Government

Ideas for a 60 year old lady and a 60 year old man please.

2006-06-12 21:24:14 · 6 answers · asked by jquittenton2 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I've started a blog with my sister about dogs and we're looking for more topics - any ideas?

The blog is called "give a dog a blog"

2006-06-12 21:23:57 · 5 answers · asked by IVF Expert 6 in Dogs

I am trying to send email with attachment but message keeps coming up "Error on page" this only started about a day ago. Any clues please??

2006-06-12 21:23:52 · 2 answers · asked by mandbturner3699 5 in Internet

2006-06-12 21:23:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-12 21:23:37 · 23 answers · asked by www.unique14ever21 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i stoped playing with trading cards and the online games i dont watch cartoons much anymore and i'm playing baseball outside with my friends now and geting away from the house i want to learn how to play football i've been homeschooled from the age of 8 so i didnt get to learn all the sports and didnt make much friends so its a little hard for me to learn these but i have my dad and my freinds to help and thankfully they understand my situation

2006-06-12 21:23:29 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Games & Recreation

i say its suzy, older woman and what a body xxx

2006-06-12 21:23:20 · 12 answers · asked by ho2asme 2 in Singles & Dating