All categories - 31 December 2007

An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later, but when she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid! Just terrible, Doctor."

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I?

The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop!

It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. "Do you mean
the sex was not good?"

"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was great – terrific marvelous!!

Indeed,'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years.

But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again

2007-12-31 15:41:21 · 16 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Jokes & Riddles

contracts between individual and a company such as a invention contracts

2007-12-31 15:41:18 · 6 answers · asked by Notloc13 1 in Law & Ethics

I have extremely hard water and now have a problem with keeping my fiberglass tub and shower doors clean. I have water stain build up on the doors and soap and scum on the tub. I have tried everything from Kaboom, baking soda, CLR, you name it I probably have tried it. Any other ideas on what would help? Thank you.

2007-12-31 15:41:13 · 10 answers · asked by Karen V 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

Does anyone have any recipies for good tasty healthy food without using procced foods.

2007-12-31 15:41:09 · 6 answers · asked by Pappy 3 in Cooking & Recipes

Would you ever make your bf or husband dress or act like a woman, to make you happy. If you have, how did you do it and what did you do to him?

2007-12-31 15:41:05 · 16 answers · asked by bballfan117 3 in Singles & Dating

I was playing this video game on my laptop and every time I played it I have to put my laptop in safe mode. Once I finished playing the game, I left the game in my laptop. When I started my laptopt, it was frozen and I tried to restart. It finally did restart, and now my computer is slow. I try to listen to my music, but it "skips"- like a scratched CD. How can I fix my laptop to read my music and stop it from beginning slow? HELP!

2007-12-31 15:41:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

I work @ RadioShack and we sell S-Video and RCA cables that are "gold plated." What's the deal with the gold-plated stuff? Is it superior? Or just a sorry excuse to charge higher amounts of money?

2007-12-31 15:40:58 · 3 answers · asked by prestonwhitlow 1 in Home Theater

I need the exact words, or maybe even the verse its in.

2007-12-31 15:40:57 · 12 answers · asked by Maris K 1 in Religion & Spirituality

This is not a joke (lol)! It's serious! It soooo annoying and I've had them for like 4 hours now!!! I think the cause of it was drinking a glass of soda really quickly, but i dunno. plz help, they are sooooo annoying!!!

2007-12-31 15:40:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your watching a concert and all you can hear is the crowd screaming ???

2007-12-31 15:40:09 · 11 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who else ... its 11:44

2007-12-31 15:39:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in New York City

2007-12-31 15:39:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

i am going on vacation to newport rhode island and i was going to stay at the Motel 6 in either Warwick or Newport but while looking into both locations i read very mixed reviews about them both the newport location seeming to be the scariest my sister and i are locked in an argument over this she is preferring the cheaper Motel 6 option while i being afraid am considering a different location. Has anyone ever stayed at either location? or any motel 6 on the east coast? id appreciate any info you can give me! Be it bad or good. Thanks to all!

2007-12-31 15:39:48 · 4 answers · asked by adele26_07 1 in Other - Destinations

2007-12-31 15:39:47 · 10 answers · asked by S.T.F.U. already 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am 26 years old and live at home. I am college graduate that has had jobs on and off for two years since my graduation. In addition, I am given money from my folks. I am home alone on NYs Eve and have no gf, or any romantic involvement period. I just landed a marketing internship on the positive side but all in all feel alone in life.

2007-12-31 15:39:22 · 11 answers · asked by Reginald B 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-12-31 15:39:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Example:

Books
Basic TV
Dog or Cat Pets
Video Games
Music

2007-12-31 15:38:56 · 18 answers · asked by Wickwire 5 in Senior Citizens

As many people, I really don't like for anyone to hear me pooh. I know, I know it doesn't bother you. Well, ok, it's just me. How do you sound prood a bathroom?

2007-12-31 15:38:45 · 7 answers · asked by Stephen W 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

Hi, I don't have a bank account but my paycheck goes directly to the debit card I have. I was wondering if I cancel (suspend) the debit card, what happens to my money? Should I make my balance 0 then cancel it?

2007-12-31 15:38:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

I am planning on putting in new flooring on the main floor. I was thinking of wood and then saw bamboo. I know bamboo is better for the environment. I have pets and need durable hopefully if possible scratch free. I would love input from people with experience with both or either.

2007-12-31 15:38:33 · 10 answers · asked by Kelli C 2 in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-12-31 15:38:31 · 2 answers · asked by ryebread 1 in Software

Do you think life is really worth living??? We die in the end.

2007-12-31 15:38:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I moved here about 3 years ago and the friend I've had the longest, my "best" friend, the only one I still have...I don't want to be her friend anymore. She doesn't need me, she has other people now, and a "boyfriend."

She hasn't done anything really wrong to make me feel this way, we've just been growing apart at rapid speeds..I can't help but want the worst for her, but at the same time I don't because I love her.. we used to (and still might) have so much in common, but our personalities clash like hell. Externally when we're together, we look like great friends..we talk in unison, have the same sense of humor (though it's changed now) and just seem to...work...

I feel guilty..
I guess one of the reasons I still want to be her friend is because I don't have any other friends, to be quite honest, nobody likes me...

but she sickens me sometimes, she doesn't deserve what I do..even though she does...matter of opinion, really...

I can't deal with her.
what should I do? Please help..

2007-12-31 15:38:03 · 7 answers · asked by Untitled Sabrina Project 4 in Friends

I didn't sneak out-but I did sneak my BF in a time or two. Never got caught-but came close a few times. Pesky dog barking.

2007-12-31 15:37:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

hmm...and I want to see if anyone has it the same date as mine. So if you want give me the date too!

2007-12-31 15:37:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have on huge pore on my nose and i'm not sure what it is. i squeeze hard and clear liquid comes out, what could it be? a whitehead?

2007-12-31 15:37:42 · 3 answers · asked by Sunny 2 in Other - Skin & Body

good...bad...whatever it is

2007-12-31 15:37:34 · 65 answers · asked by Big Ash 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 15:37:30 · 20 answers · asked by Helena 6 in Celebrities

Hi My sweet friend with so much trouble and pain in your young life ..I am always going to be here to catch you shall you fall.Please do not give up on life you are much to young.I know your heart has been wounded and you feel you can;t go on; but let me guide you " to take one step at a time and learn to live " to see the colors " to smell the ocean...You adopted me as your big sister last week and i adopted you as my baby sister ' and sweetie there are many who care for you" and nalia " i love you as i love my own sister. Please do not give up on life ' LIVE .EDIT"""... This is to a friend who was talking about dieing today and i want her to know how special she is to me and others...nalia if you see this email me soon!!!!!!

2007-12-31 15:37:20 · 11 answers · asked by Cami lives 6 in Poetry

2007-12-31 15:37:15 · 4 answers · asked by upaliwickramathilaka 2 in Other - United Kingdom