1. You know you're Egyptian when:
2. • A visa is not a credit card.
3. • You refer to your dad's friends as Amoo.
4. • You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and various other seeds...(lib)
5. • Your parents say you're becoming westernized anytime you get into trouble.
6. • You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic.
7. • You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted you too because they keep staring.
8. • After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics/soccer, waiting for their tea.
9. • Your parents want you to become a doctor, pharmacist or engineer.
10. • You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out...
11. • Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room.
12. • You have at least thirty cousins.
13. • You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
2007-10-31
09:55:10
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28 answers
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Anonymous
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Egypt