Maria Sharapova is my dream girl. She is blonde, Russian, sexy, tall, athletic, famous, and rich. We would play tennis together, and our children would be tall, athletic and blonde.
When I found out that she was single, I rejoiced! I normally don't have extreme feelings about any girls, but in this case, I would be willing to make an extra effort to get to know her.
Since I am Mr. GQ, women flock to me all the time. Because of this, I never really had to make an effort to meet females... so my approach may not be the best, due to lack of experience. I want to be able to meet Maria before or after one of her tennis matches without looking like some crazy stalker (like those streakers who have been appearing at her matches).
About me: I am a sexy stud who makes a decent income as a systems analyst. I would not use Maria for her money; I just have a thing for hot female tennis players (I also had the hots for Anna Kournikova 5-10 years ago).
2006-07-07
07:41:09
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