Well, as many of you may know, I had recently converted to Funkamentalism, but I was sitting on the beach in Jamaica yesterday, and a Rastafarian was trying to tell me about how great Haile Selassie is. As I was listening to him drone on about JaJa loving, a coconut fell out of the tree and hit me in the head. Now, we had been sharing a big spliff when this happened and I was already a little woozy. I was knocked cold. When I awoke, I didn't want to be a Funkamentalist anymore. I had read a study recently about how people who suffer head injuries often become atheists. So I decided when I woke up to be an atheist, but my Rastafarian friend was there with another big ganja spliff. Now, what I and I tink mon, is it woul' be really rasta righteous if I and I both become an atheist/Rastafarian. That way, I could sit on the beach growing dreadlocks and smoking the herbal rites. But what I want to know is, did that coconut knock some sense into me , or did it knock the sense out of me?
2007-12-12
14:46:52
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