A fellow user told me I need the blood of Jesus Christ to cure me of my homosexuality. Do you know where I can purchase this blood? Is there some available on the black market, or something?
I need the real deal, I'm willing to pay no more than $50, so just give me a place, an online store, eBay, an underground black market in Egypt, anywhere I can purchase this stuff.
Thanks!
2007-12-12 14:17:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorryy the lord dont work that way. he gives you the "grace" and you must cooperate with that grace. refrain from your homosexual acts and pray for help, use the virtues of temperance and fortitude. that is how chirst heals us.
2007-12-12 14:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you want a bit of fun, do a google search on "christian relics". You'll find Jesus' blood, his sweat (soaked up in a handkerchief), his milk-teeth, his foreskin (18 of them all together - the last one was displayed in a church in 1983 but has since been stolen), You'll also find a bottle of his mother's breast milk and piece of cheese made from same.
2007-12-12 14:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by youngmoigle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The blood of Jesus is free. All you need to do is ask Jesus into your heart and you will be covered with it. I was in your shoes, then found Jesus and now I am free from all demonic bondages.
2007-12-12 14:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't buy it;
For this is my [Jesus] blood of the new
testament,which is shed for many for the remission of sins
Mark 14:24
2007-12-12 14:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spencer's Gifts
2007-12-12 14:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by appalachianlimbo 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have some good news for you, and some bad news for you, the bad news is you will have to stay gay,,,,no blood avalible, the good news is you will have to stay gay......but you will receive a new toaster oven any day! Congradulations
2007-12-13 02:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The nearest Mormon Temple!!!! Sorry it's going to cost you 10% of your income for the rest of your mortal life.
2007-12-12 14:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is true, just grab some of that Eucharistic wine after it's been blessed.
P.S. It just *looks* like wine.
2007-12-12 14:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by kriosalysia 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your local liquor store. Just buy a nice cabernet.
2007-12-12 14:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The corner package store ought to have some...;)
2007-12-12 14:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by eris 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋