Being the son of God, it seems ridiculous, even blasphemous, to claim otherwise than that Jesus was the hottest guy who has ever lived. God resembles man, or rather the reverse, since we were cast in His image. God must appear human, but, since He is perfect, He must be inconceivably attractive. His son must have inherited God's sexiness, perhaps watered down a little by Mary's genes, but still enough to make him the hotter than Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson combined.
Now, I suppose an extension of this question would be: Is it blasphemous to be turned on by Jesus, or is it blasphemous not to be turned on by Jesus (e.g. thinking Brad Pitt is hotter than Jesus)?
2007-12-11
06:41:34
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