===============The Deal====================
If you agree to hand over your soul to me, I will
offer you anything your heart desires. I can reveal to
you pleasures and riches of which no human has ever
dreamed. Forgiveness is the key and what
makes me happiest is when people ask for my
forgivenss. You will never die in my kingdom, but instead
you will serve me eternally. Of course, I welcome
rebellious sinners of all type, child molesters, murderers,
rapists, but I am especially fond of those souls who
are pure of heart. Worship me. Honor me and
I promise to protect you from those who would mislead
you. Some say I am a deceiver, never truly revealing
myself, althoughI have had ample opportunity.
My agreement is simple and without fine print. You offer
to me your soul, without reservation, and I will make good
on all terms I have outlined above. Is this a deal?
Who is speaking here,
God or the Devil
2007-08-25
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