===============The Deal====================
If you agree to hand over your soul to me, I will
offer you anything your heart desires. I can reveal to
you pleasures and riches of which no human has ever
dreamed. Forgiveness is the key and what
makes me happiest is when people ask for my
forgivenss. You will never die in my kingdom, but instead
you will serve me eternally. Of course, I welcome
rebellious sinners of all type, child molesters, murderers,
rapists, but I am especially fond of those souls who
are pure of heart. Worship me. Honor me and
I promise to protect you from those who would mislead
you. Some say I am a deceiver, never truly revealing
myself, althoughI have had ample opportunity.
My agreement is simple and without fine print. You offer
to me your soul, without reservation, and I will make good
on all terms I have outlined above. Is this a deal?
Who is speaking here,
God or the Devil
2007-08-25 12:05:22 · 10 answers · asked by Wait a Minute 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All are welcome. The door is always open.
2007-08-25 12:28:25 · update #1
Believe in me. I will destroy all those who do not.
2007-08-25 12:30:02 · update #2
I don't know, sounds more like Columbia Record House.
2007-08-25 12:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hard to tell "forgiveness" would make you think it's God but "hand over your soul and I'll give you everything your heart desire's" Makes it sound like Lucifer. But regardless of who is speaking I would never make such a deal. My soul is my own and I am not in the business of instant gratification. However tempting it may be it is far more rewarding to obtain your desires through hard work rather than quickly. Especially when the price asked is as vague as the above.
2007-08-25 19:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by MoonWater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, or Kevin Trudeau.
2007-08-25 19:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by mommanuke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd sell my soul for a cheesecake right about now...
2007-08-26 09:04:52 · answer #4 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Only God has my soul, but hey - thankies for the offer.
2007-08-25 19:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice question.
I'll bet anything that more people are looking at this than are prepared to answer it.
My answer is: both.
2007-08-25 19:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Makes no difference. I have already been to see the elephant.
GF
2007-08-25 19:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been watching too many horror movies haven't you.
2007-08-25 19:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my gut tells me...devil!
2007-08-25 19:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by holly B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that what you think? no wonder you're confused.
2007-08-25 20:28:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋