Wife: "What are you doing?"
> Husband : Nothing.
> Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for
>an
>hour."
> Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
>
>
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>
> Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
> Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
> Wife : "Yes and no."
>
>
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>
> Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
> Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
>your picture and the problem disappears."
> Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
> Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
>there be greater than this one?"
>
>
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>
> Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your
>worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
> Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
>troubles."
> Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
>
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>
> Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
>give up my seat to a lady."
> Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
> Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
>________________________________
>
> A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
>father hadn't left me a fortune?"
> "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER
>WHO
>LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
>
>
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>
> Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
> Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
>
>
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>
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
> The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
>
>
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>
> A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face
>or my sexy body?"
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
>humor."
2007-07-10
09:13:20
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