one says "Zion" - Woody Allen is driving; one says "Heaven" - a dirty old bum is driving; one says "American Idol tryouts" - a priest is driving. Which do you ride and why? If you choose not to ride, you have to walk 100 miles in 100 degree heat.
2007-07-10 09:16:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll take the one going to "Heave", don't mind who's driving, as long as he knows the way; I don't mind riding with the dirty old bum, but not interested in going to American Idol tryout;
I'd prefer not to ride with the priest, he's probable drunk, and he is not sure on where he's going, because he refuses to be led.
I'm not gonna walk, because that would be going there by works, besides, my ticket is already paid for.
2007-07-10 09:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Odd question. If it's symbolic, of course I'll walk alone, as I am now. It doesn't feel like 100 miles in 100 degree weather, though.
If it's not symbolic, it's pointless. I don't know how the individuals drive. I wouldn't get on a bus for American Idol tryouts, though, so I guess I'd go with the Zion one because I can't be sure how the "dirty old bum" will drive.
2007-07-10 16:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by Skye 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would choose the one that says "Heaven". God has a tendency to disguise himself... and I would not put it past Him to be disguised as a bum. After all, Jesus did not come to heal those who were already healthy, but to heal those in need. As should we. Many people would by pass the bum, where few would try to keep him company. I will be riding the bus to "Heaven" one day. No matter who is driving, I know I will arrive safe and sound.
2007-07-10 16:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by cpleseekingfmf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to go with the "Zion" bus. At least then I could ask Woody about "Bananas". And they might have bagels on board.
2007-07-10 16:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Peter D 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i choose to ride on the party bus
2007-07-10 16:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Night Nurse 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would prob lay down in front of one of the busses and let it run me over
2007-07-10 16:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by jrey56 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I have a hat and bottle of water?
2007-07-10 16:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am opposed to busing.
2007-07-10 17:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by TeeHee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do these buses require exact fare
2007-07-10 16:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by blues528 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares? As long you can get on the bus.
2007-07-10 16:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋