It just came to me in a dream - like Kekule and the benzene ring - and I know what they're up to!
Y!A has been set up by the Illuminati - possibly acting under instructions from Dan Brown, I'm still looking into that - at the request of a sub-committee of a highly secret organisation of international political, religious and industrial leaders. The group, known (up until now only to themselves) as Le Societe Cabbala Nero, are monitoring all our questions and answers in a bid to discover new and improved ways of keeping the little people eternally small. A cheaper and further-ranging method of market research will probably never be devised, the cheeky monkeys!
But I'm onto them!
I might not be around much longer to spread the word, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. The truth MUST be...oh, hang on, there's someone at the door...nooooo, how did you find me so fast?...must post...question...et tu, Henry Kissinger??!?
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2007-03-15
03:44:36
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