It just came to me in a dream - like Kekule and the benzene ring - and I know what they're up to!
Y!A has been set up by the Illuminati - possibly acting under instructions from Dan Brown, I'm still looking into that - at the request of a sub-committee of a highly secret organisation of international political, religious and industrial leaders. The group, known (up until now only to themselves) as Le Societe Cabbala Nero, are monitoring all our questions and answers in a bid to discover new and improved ways of keeping the little people eternally small. A cheaper and further-ranging method of market research will probably never be devised, the cheeky monkeys!
But I'm onto them!
I might not be around much longer to spread the word, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. The truth MUST be...oh, hang on, there's someone at the door...nooooo, how did you find me so fast?...must post...question...et tu, Henry Kissinger??!?
aaaaarrrrrrrrrrg
2007-03-15 03:44:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They spiked your Cheetos. I'm sorry, I would have told you sooner, but they threatened to kill my houseplants.
*sigh*
2007-03-15 03:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by elegant_voodoo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How much do Yahoo pay Henry for door-to-door market research?
Anyways, offer the poor bloke a cup of cha and relax.
AND, why won't you be around to alert Yahooligans of serious threats to world stability (BB for short)?
2007-03-15 12:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slowly take your hand off the mouse and back away from the keyboard.
2007-03-15 03:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer is 42.
2007-03-15 03:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You've done well agent 66
The sacrifice of your 5 points will forever be an inspiration.
9is word:fido
Filter craft:nosedive
2007-03-15 04:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need help. Ill send the rubber jacket men
2007-03-15 03:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like the plot to a runaway best seller, go for it!!
2007-03-15 03:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im with ya sista
2007-03-15 03:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's what you get for thinking. Tragic.
2007-03-15 03:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK!
nods , smiles and walks away slowly
2007-03-15 03:48:00 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋