Religion & Spirituality - 19 February 2007

2007-02-19 03:28:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm being 100% serious here. Save the jokes and moral lessons for another day. There's a girl that I like. She likes me. She's been in a lot of trouble lately. She's staying in a shelter because of a dad that isn't much of dad to her. She's been neglected. But do to legal matters we can't be together. Is there anything to make her be with me?

2007-02-19 03:28:12 · 12 answers · asked by F.L. 1

A girl in my class told me that she & her friends belive in wickein. And when I ask what is wickein, she told me that a boy cant not kown.

so can some one help me out.

2007-02-19 03:28:06 · 8 answers · asked by Mark 3

"O Lord, ooh you are so big, so absolutely huge. Gosh we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. Forgive us, O Lord, for this our dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super--fantastic. Amen"

Then sing:

"O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat."

Gimme that old time religion

2007-02-19 03:27:42 · 7 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6

Was he just trying to gross himself out?

2007-02-19 03:26:30 · 22 answers · asked by Murazor 6

A liberal pushing a Christian agenda or an Atheist pushing a conservative agenda.

2007-02-19 03:25:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-19 03:25:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean, does she ever actually ANSWER questions? What's the point?

2007-02-19 03:25:19 · 13 answers · asked by A 6

2007-02-19 03:23:22 · 5 answers · asked by Jane Grey 2

2007-02-19 03:21:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-19 03:18:49 · 25 answers · asked by ymjyhmyh m 1

2007-02-19 03:18:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Teach people how to disrupt Bible Studies and such.

(This is a joke)

2007-02-19 03:18:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-19 03:18:18 · 39 answers · asked by ymjyhmyh m 1

Can you believe those people? Calling kids from ages 4-12 hypocrites and sinners, making them cry out of guilt? Telling them what god wants them to do, how god wants them to live (like they know what god wants for these children)? Homeschooling them and indoctrinating them whatever they like, whether it be true or not? Bringing in a life size cutout of George Bush and having the children pray over him?

Most of these kids are way too young to even understand what is being forced down their throats (religious or political). Even the pastor admits that islamic children are brainwashed in the same way (except it's not called brainwashing in the christian case).. yeah... RIGHT. Did this film remind you of hitler youth?
Do you think this is healthy for children or America in general?

2007-02-19 03:15:31 · 18 answers · asked by maggielynn 3

Yes, I know we couldn't prove this was real. But could it be?
http://www.choicesforliving.com/spirit/angels/angels-4.htm

2007-02-19 03:13:25 · 13 answers · asked by Jeanmarie 7

I once worked in the delivery room of a military hospital. A baby was born stillborn. The parents requested the baby be baptized. The ward was extremely busy and the nurse ordered me to do it. However I do not believe in infant baptism and it is against my religion.
What should I have done? Baptize the baby anyway so as not to cause emotional pain and suffering for the parents, or not do it? Which would have been the right thing to do?

2007-02-19 03:12:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

In Exodus, Aaron lays his rod down and God turns it into a serpent. Pharoah tells his sorcerers to lay down their rods and an Egyptian god turns them into snakes. God's serpent then defeated the serpent created by the Egyptian gods.

Exodus 7:9-7:13

7:9 When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast [it] before Pharaoh, [and] it shall become a serpent. And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent. Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments. For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods. And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.

2007-02-19 03:11:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

When it is disease, accident, injury, it is GOD'S WILL.

When it is our own conscious decision to destroy an embryo to improve the lives of us and all around us, it is EVIL AND THE DEVIL'S WORK.

Who is more Evil - the Devil or God?!

2007-02-19 03:09:23 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-19 03:08:54 · 16 answers · asked by kittana! 2

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, (S)He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions:

1. How did you find out about your deity?

__ Newspaper
__ Bible
__ Torah
__ Koran
__ Television
__ Book of Mormon
__ Divine Inspiration
__ Dead Sea Scrolls
__ My Mama Done Tol' Me
__ Near Death Experience
__ Near Life Experience
__ National Public Radio
__ Tabloid
__ Burning Shrubbery
__ Other (specify): _____________

2. Which model deity did you acquire?

__ Jehovah
__ Jesus
__ Krishna
__ Father, Son & Holy Ghost [Trinity Pak]
__ Zeus and entourage [Olympus Pak]
__ Odin and entourage [Valhalla Pak]
__ Allah
__ Satan
__ Gaia/Mother Earth/Mother Nature
__ God 1.0a (Hairy Thunderer)
__ God 1.0b (Cosmic Muffin)
__ None of the above, I was taken in by a false god

2007-02-19 03:08:39 · 21 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4

He sold his soul to SANTA

2007-02-19 03:07:23 · 18 answers · asked by stef8705 2

2007-02-19 03:05:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

They want nothing to do with Jesus, and some even deny his existence, yet instinctively when swearing, his name comes out of their mouth. Is it possible we were created as spiritual beings? I haven't heard anyone curse using Allah's name or Buddha......

2007-02-19 03:04:45 · 17 answers · asked by truthunfolded 1

We do not need faith if we have ample scientific evidence. What evils have faith dones to mankind?

2007-02-19 03:03:14 · 12 answers · asked by Born again atheist 3

That is the pitcher of agnostic mom,
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AjbyEEWfiNNDfL66dGqYqKjd7BR.?show=98b7b423daceccfb5d1e38552d20dd75aa

I'd like a tall drink of that please.

2007-02-19 03:02:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Muslim scholars say that Abraham has built the Islamic Ka'aba with his son. If this is true, why it is not shown in the old or new testiments? Why did not Jews or Christians hear about the Ka'aba until prophet Muhammad's era?

2007-02-19 03:01:51 · 11 answers · asked by Bionimetiket 2

2007-02-19 03:01:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-19 03:00:34 · 14 answers · asked by totalstressor 4

Is he trying to trick us?

2007-02-19 02:59:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous