He sold his soul to SANTA
2007-02-19 03:07:23 · 18 answers · asked by stef8705 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reminds me of the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who lies awake all night wondering if there's really a Dog!
2007-02-19 03:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read about this in the news several weeks ago. Apparently, the worshiper unknowingly signed his life away, and is expected to move to the north pole, where he will be spending time making toys in some type of cult. What a terrible mistake caused by dislexia
2007-02-19 03:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i take place to be dyslexic, and that i former worshiper of Santa. then i mispronounced his call sooner or later, and that i began out getting coal each year. DYSLEXICS OF the international UNTIE!! mutually we are able to alter THE WORDL!!
2016-10-16 00:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but it might have been funnier if he'd sold his soul to Santana.
2007-02-19 03:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And now, I suppose, he's condemned to be an elf, forever toiling away at the north pole.
I wondered where those elves came from.
2007-02-19 03:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Giggle - Is that where Santa gets the elves?
2007-02-19 03:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is he the one who went to a "toga" party dressed as a "goat".
2007-02-19 03:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol........... bit like the dyslexic in warehouse joke.
2007-02-19 03:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by pepe..1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And now he worships Satan Claus.
2007-02-19 03:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very droll. How many times have I heard this?
2007-02-19 03:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋