"O Lord, ooh you are so big, so absolutely huge. Gosh we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. Forgive us, O Lord, for this our dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super--fantastic. Amen"
Then sing:
"O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat."
Gimme that old time religion
2007-02-19 03:27:42 · 7 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
2007-02-19 03:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yesssssssssssssss
2007-02-19 03:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
blessed are the cheese makers!!
i love the monty python crew, my favorite was always the life of brian. but i'm not the messiah! lol *winks*
2007-02-19 03:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by tandypants 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutionly....
2007-02-19 03:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take a piece of that too !!
2007-02-19 03:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love holy grail. no , I don't pray like that. GOD BLESS
2007-02-19 03:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
every sperm is sacred.
2007-02-19 03:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋