"For Lazrus died, and the Angels carried him to Heaven to the bosom of Abraham.
"And a certain rich man lay writhing in agony in Hell, and he looked up and beheld afar off, Lazarus nestled in Abraham's bosom,
"And he called out 'Have pity on me and come and but dip a Q-tip in water and drip it upon my tongue!'"
"But Abraham answered and told him that the gulf is wide and no one has ever bridged it.
"And the rich man writhed and gargled in the agony, and the pain, and he had worms, and he itched and could not scratch, and hideous sores upon his face oozed ganglions of wriggling Leipitid larvae, and he burned and rotted and the pain was grievous and there was no end to his torment."
"But Lazarus was nestled in the bosom of Abraham, and he smiled and yawned, and and murmured softly to Abraham: 'Father Abraham, I beseech thee, tell me a bedtime story.'"
2007-02-11
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