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Especially if I promised you eternal life in paradise?

2007-02-11 03:01:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Nobody will follow you. you are a false prophet, like a boracious eater dog

2007-02-11 03:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1 1

You can't start your own religion without some important help. One, you'd have to say that your leader was Jesus. You also would have to practice what Matthew 24:14 states in the Bible. You also would need clarification on what you mean by "paradise." If you tell me it's in heaven, then I would not follow your religion. If you tell me it's on the earth in the very near future, and quote me Psalm 37:9,10, 29 then I would be willing to listen. If you have followers who are unified in their way of thinking according to what the Bible says, then you won't need to start your own religion. There is already one out there that preaches and teaches all of what I just told you.

2007-02-11 11:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Gail B 3 · 0 0

Nope, unless I could be in the clergy skimming 10% off everyone else's gross income.

Promises are cheap. Unearned income for life that's something I could really get behind. Pity L Ron Hubbard and the two b-stard offspring of Judaism already beat me to it.

2007-02-11 11:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by corvis_9 5 · 0 0

Depends on the basis of religion and what you teach. How you answer questions too is a good part of it.

I got myself ordained as a reverand lol! You should see people's face when i hand them my boots card with that on it lol!

2007-02-11 11:06:11 · answer #4 · answered by Secret Cola Ninja 4 · 0 0

Did you make Paradise or do you own it for giving it away!

2007-02-11 11:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by kalabalu 5 · 1 0

It depends... if i agreed with EVERYTHING in your new religion... then sure! I'd follow it. I think its about time for someone to start a new religion. GO FOR IT!!! LOL

2007-02-11 11:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Drea 2 · 0 0

Umm... that might depend on your specifics. If I can keep my old gods, I would consider it. lol I guess trying to convert pagans to a "new" religion hasn't changed all that much in the last couple thousand years :P

2007-02-11 11:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by wonderer152 2 · 1 1

Thou shalt not have no other gods before me.

Thou shalt not worship any graven image.


So,my answer is no because I will not let you nor anyone else rob me of my salvation that my Lord & Savior has given to me.

2007-02-11 11:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Throw in 70 virgins and I'm a convert.

2007-02-11 11:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 2 1

If u promise me to get me a US passport then I can do it and I'll bring more!

2007-02-11 11:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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