It seems like it'll be a distinct possibility someday to get Christians to leave us alone.
In the streets, handing out pamphlets, "The Goddess loves you! May you take Her love into your heart, along with the God's, and find comfort and peace in the knowledge you will one day, many a eon from now be with them once more."
On the trains, "Mah people, Chaile-dren of tha Gods! May ya HEED mah words, tha END is NEE-YAH! If wea do not pro-TECT tha HOL-EH MOTHA EARTH, we shall all PERISH, by the might of all tha GODS!"
And, lastly, everyone's favorite, door to door, "Excuse me, Sir/Ma'am, but, would you like to live a better life? A life where whatever you believe can come true, with just a little bit of effort? Well, you see, if you'll just give me a moment of your time, I can explain to you the wonders and blessings of the Pagan religion(s)..."
Go ahead. Have a laugh. Stare in fear. It'll end up happening sometime.
2006-09-21
14:46:59
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Lady Myrkr
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